Animals
- Dettagli
- Scritto da Adriano Altorio
- Categoria: Animals
- Visite: 1059
There was an old man in France who used to get up every morning at five A.M. He would then go and sprinkle a white powder on the roads.
When he was asked what he was sprinkling on the roads, he answered that it was elephant powder.
The person then remarked "But everybody knows that there are no elephants in France!" to which he answered "I guess it must be working then!"
- Dettagli
- Scritto da Adriano Altorio
- Categoria: Animals
- Visite: 1027
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Plato:
For the greater good.
- Dettagli
- Scritto da Adriano Altorio
- Categoria: Animals
- Visite: 980
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained posession.
The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly.
The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"
The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."
- Dettagli
- Scritto da Adriano Altorio
- Categoria: Animals
- Visite: 1042
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
- Dettagli
- Scritto da Adriano Altorio
- Categoria: Animals
- Visite: 973
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Machiavelli:
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
