Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest
animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of
bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don't
stand near the elephant's backside.... Madam, PLEASE don't stand near the
elephant's backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ..., too late; George, dig her out.